one direction more like one hit wonder
^ that was so lame lol
how about you go back to africa
do u ever just look at someone and instantly think “NO”
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How To Blow Up An Egg
I don’t know what I expected
I just laughed for like 4 minutes straight after this
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I just got
245 bucks from the government FOR FREE
Free money is the best kind of money.
I also am drinking Ensure which is disgusting I highly recommend never drinking it
dear god i’m going to puke from all the protein and calories
blah blah blah exercise blah blah the only thing i’m good at is making salads and offending old ladies blah blah
Annie,
I am in the same boat as you. It takes a long time to get your body in shape and ready to escape zombies.
We will start going on runs together, OK?
Or we’ll start dancing to Beyonce’ until our legs are jacked and we can just dance the zombies heads off.
